Our Lodge Officers
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Number 57 – February 6, 2006
An old but entertaining piece that I found in
“A collection of St. Georges Banners 1992 - 2005”
By Brother Kevan Van Herd
Our Lodge Officers
By Anonymous
Worshipful Master
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive is faster than a speeding bullet, and walks on water.
Senior Warden
Leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if the sea is calm, and talks with God.
Junior Warden
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a speeding BB, walks on water in an indoor pool, and talks with God with special approval.
Deacons
Barely clear a Quonset hut, looses tug of war with a locomotive, can fire a speeding bullet, passes water, and is occasionally addressed by God.
Treasurer
Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap over buildings, is run over by a locomotive, can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury, dog paddles, and talks to animals.
Stewards
Fall over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings, says, “Look at the choo-choo,” squirts self with water pistol, plays in mud puddles, and mutters to self.
Tiler
Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two out of three times, is not issued ammunition, can stay afloat with a life jacket, talks to walls.
Secretary
Lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives off the tracks, catches speeding bullets with his teeth and eats them, freezes water with a single glance, and answers only to God.
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More Light!
Number 57 – February 6, 2006
An old but entertaining piece that I found in
“A collection of St. Georges Banners 1992 - 2005”
By Brother Kevan Van Herd
Our Lodge Officers
By Anonymous
Worshipful Master
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive is faster than a speeding bullet, and walks on water.
Senior Warden
Leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if the sea is calm, and talks with God.
Junior Warden
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a speeding BB, walks on water in an indoor pool, and talks with God with special approval.
Deacons
Barely clear a Quonset hut, looses tug of war with a locomotive, can fire a speeding bullet, passes water, and is occasionally addressed by God.
Treasurer
Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap over buildings, is run over by a locomotive, can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury, dog paddles, and talks to animals.
Stewards
Fall over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings, says, “Look at the choo-choo,” squirts self with water pistol, plays in mud puddles, and mutters to self.
Tiler
Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two out of three times, is not issued ammunition, can stay afloat with a life jacket, talks to walls.
Secretary
Lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives off the tracks, catches speeding bullets with his teeth and eats them, freezes water with a single glance, and answers only to God.
More Light – Mehr Licht ©, Masonic Matters © and T.F.S. ©, are sent out by E-mail at no charge to anyone who would like to receive them. If you enjoy these publications please share them with others. To subscribe to any one or all of these publications just send an E-mail to ed@halpaus.net with Subscribe and the Title, or ‘all 3’, in the subject line and you will be added to the list to receive the publication you want.
Fraternally,
Ed Halpaus
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